Wednesday, December 24, 2014

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A school of sting rays will change your perspective. :)

Sunday, December 21, 2014

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"Do you know what I need? To escape into the mountains, surrounded by tall trees, I will lay on the moss, and breath in the scent of mushrooms, flowers and wet soil." 

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"I love the rain. I love how it softens the outlines of things. The world becomes softly blurred, and I feel like I melt right into it."

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"The moon is a friend for the lonesome to talk to."

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"When you’re young, thunderstorms seem scary. Like the sky is angry at you. But now that I’m older, something about its roar soothes me; it’s comforting to know that even nature needs to scream sometimes."

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"For me, home is wherever I can brew a pot of good tea."

Amitav Ghosh 

Thursday, December 18, 2014

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“And no dog was ever heard from again….”

*evil laughter*

Tuesday, December 16, 2014

Saturday, December 13, 2014

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Cute things to call your wife/girlfriend:

1. sugar
2. honey
3. flour
4. egg
5. 1/2lb butter
6. stir
7. pour into pan
8. preheat to 375°

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A woman has a 1 in 262,365 chance of being killed by a shark in her lifetime. 

Friday, December 12, 2014

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"I love sarcastic people with high vocabularies."

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Pure Madagascar Vanilla Bean Paste

Oh yeah...

Wednesday, December 10, 2014

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 Any animal with the word “pygmy” in it is cute.

Sunday, December 7, 2014

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Trivia: That he was high. Not just him, universally too.

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This is your periodic reminder that old-timey medicines did not crap around. :)

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My body's old but it ain't impaired.

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CAT LAWS

1. Always give generously. A small bird or rodent left on the bed tells them, I care.
2. Climb your way to the top. That's why the drapes are there.
3. Curiosity never killed anything except maybe a few hours.
4. Find your place in the sun. Especially if it happens to be on that nice pile of warm, clean laundry.
5. If you're not receiving enough attention, try knocking over several expensive antique lamps.
6. Life is hard, then you nap.
7. Make your mark in the world. Or at least spray in each corner.
8. Never sleep alone when you can sleep on someone's face.
9. Variety is the spice of life. One day ignore people, the next day annoy them.
10. When eating out, think nothing of sending back your meal twenty or thirty times.
11. When in doubt, cop an attitude.

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Yeah...

Wednesday, December 3, 2014

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Christopher Walken and cat.

Tuesday, December 2, 2014

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I h-a-t-e wine and beer...

Rum? Of course.
Tequila? Please.
Vodka? Yes.