Wednesday, December 24, 2014

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A school of sting rays will change your perspective. :)

Sunday, December 21, 2014

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"Do you know what I need? To escape into the mountains, surrounded by tall trees, I will lay on the moss, and breath in the scent of mushrooms, flowers and wet soil." 

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"I love the rain. I love how it softens the outlines of things. The world becomes softly blurred, and I feel like I melt right into it."

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"The moon is a friend for the lonesome to talk to."

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"When you’re young, thunderstorms seem scary. Like the sky is angry at you. But now that I’m older, something about its roar soothes me; it’s comforting to know that even nature needs to scream sometimes."

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"For me, home is wherever I can brew a pot of good tea."

Amitav Ghosh 

Thursday, December 18, 2014

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“And no dog was ever heard from again….”

*evil laughter*

Tuesday, December 16, 2014

Saturday, December 13, 2014

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Cute things to call your wife/girlfriend:

1. sugar
2. honey
3. flour
4. egg
5. 1/2lb butter
6. stir
7. pour into pan
8. preheat to 375°

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A woman has a 1 in 262,365 chance of being killed by a shark in her lifetime. 

Friday, December 12, 2014

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"I love sarcastic people with high vocabularies."

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Pure Madagascar Vanilla Bean Paste

Oh yeah...

Wednesday, December 10, 2014

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 Any animal with the word “pygmy” in it is cute.

Sunday, December 7, 2014

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Trivia: That he was high. Not just him, universally too.

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This is your periodic reminder that old-timey medicines did not crap around. :)

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My body's old but it ain't impaired.

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CAT LAWS

1. Always give generously. A small bird or rodent left on the bed tells them, I care.
2. Climb your way to the top. That's why the drapes are there.
3. Curiosity never killed anything except maybe a few hours.
4. Find your place in the sun. Especially if it happens to be on that nice pile of warm, clean laundry.
5. If you're not receiving enough attention, try knocking over several expensive antique lamps.
6. Life is hard, then you nap.
7. Make your mark in the world. Or at least spray in each corner.
8. Never sleep alone when you can sleep on someone's face.
9. Variety is the spice of life. One day ignore people, the next day annoy them.
10. When eating out, think nothing of sending back your meal twenty or thirty times.
11. When in doubt, cop an attitude.

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Yeah...

Wednesday, December 3, 2014

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Christopher Walken and cat.

Tuesday, December 2, 2014

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I h-a-t-e wine and beer...

Rum? Of course.
Tequila? Please.
Vodka? Yes.

Thursday, November 27, 2014

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"She is always sitting with her little nose burrowing into books." 

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"I love the smell of a fire on a crisp, chilly night." 

Tuesday, November 25, 2014

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"Big iron, big iron, 
Oh she tried to match the ranger with the big iron on 
her hip, 
Big iron on his hip"

Sunday, November 23, 2014

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"I like fish, and I also like bear's paws."

Friday, November 21, 2014

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"We’re all fu@#ed and I accept that—but I wake up in the morning and just work harder and harder against that reality—what else is there to do?"

"Yeah...Family, animals, sea, mountain, nature" said calming cat. :)

Monday, November 17, 2014

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(Speaking to a crowd at a "Rocky Horror Picture Show" convention) "It's so comforting to know that there are so many people in this world sicker than I am."

Tim Curry

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Handsome and good looking!

;)

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Age with class.

Wednesday, November 12, 2014

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“If you will stay close to nature, to its simplicity, to the small things hardly noticeable, those things can unexpectedly become great and immeasurable.”

Rainer Maria Rilke

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“A healthy woman is much like a wolf: robust, chock-full, strong life force, life-giving, territorially aware, inventive, loyal, roving.” 

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Age with class.

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My pretty doesn’t concern you.
I just want to say it once so you know.
My pretty isn’t what women have fought for.
My pretty means nothing among the women who I call my friends.

My pretty or lack there of, is nothing of meaning, it holds no worth.

My pretty won’t pay the bills.
My pretty didn’t get me an education.
My pretty won’t comfort me at the end.
My pretty didn’t get me where I am.

My face is something to me because it is mine, all mine.
It makes me, me.
It’s not yours.
It never will be.

My pretty is secondary to my heart, to my humor, to my loyalty.

I never wrote in journals that I wanted to be pretty.
I never plotted out my career around my pretty.
I never got a job because of my pretty.
I never wanted to grow up to be pretty.
I never liked being called pretty, by my lovers or friends.

I’m a god damn vision.
I’m a wolf.
If you tell a wolf she’s pretty or not, she doesn’t care,
she’ll still rip out your throat and stand over your body.
Covered in blood, pretty was never a priority. 

Monday, November 10, 2014

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Seriously, if you haven’t tried unprocessed raw honey you are missing out. 

Please do. 

Right this second. 

Thank me later. :)

Sunday, November 9, 2014

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If I have an unrealistic expectation of men, it’s probably all Indiana Jones’ fault.

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"Don’t mistake my kindness for weakness. I’ll choke you with the same hand I fed you with."

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"I’ve survived a lot of things, and I’ll probably survive this."

Saturday, November 8, 2014

Thursday, November 6, 2014

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rain, thunder, lightning, etc :D

Saturday, October 25, 2014

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Baby Brie hate babies, children and women. 

Baby Brie like men... (and me) :)

Baby Brie said,
"Why not me on a rainy day?
Why not me to love your cares away?
Why not me?
Why not me when the nights get cold?
Why not me when you're growin' old?
Why not me?"

Friday, October 24, 2014

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"My little Buttercup has the sweetest smile
Dear little Buttercup, won't you stay a while?
We'll settle down together in a cottage built for two
Oh, Dear little Buttercup, I love you!"

Saturday, October 18, 2014

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Raccoons are widely known for their unusual habit of “washing” their food or hands in water. In fact, the scientific name for the raccoon is Procyon lotor, the Latin word “lotor” meaning “washer.” Many theories have been proposed to explain why raccoons engage in this interesting ritual, but most scientists believe that it is related to raccoons’ innate tendency to forage for food near water sources.

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"Having a pet is so weird. Like neither of you speak each other’s language and yet you form some strong bond by rubbing against each other and sleeping together and you might accidentally kick them in the face or step on their tail once in a while but at the end of the day you two are best buddies from entirely different species."

Tuesday, October 7, 2014

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“Speaking personally, you can have my gun, but you'll take my book when you pry my cold, dead fingers off of the binding.” 

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"Scaramouche, Scaramouche, will you do the Fandango?"


Monday, September 29, 2014

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Built for survival.

The Alaska Fit Mackinaw Cruiser. 

Made in the USA with a lifetime guarantee.

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"My father
was a storm
my mother,
the rain.

I was born
from fire
but I inherited
the sea."

Friday, September 26, 2014

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Singing to an ocean, I can hear the ocean's roar.