A iced coffee and kitten and fog.
ABOUT ME
- COFFEE & MORPHINE
- Married and Purr-baby: Baby Brie. FAVORITE THINGS: Coffee, Husband's pillow, Rain, Ocean, Jelly's, Real Letters, Dolphins, Pearls, Rustic Industrial, Creme Brulee, Fox, Cruelty Free, Raw Honey, Chopper Motorcycles, Introvert, Cast Iron, Bear, Black Comedy, Wolf, Manatees, Black Fishnets, Narwhals, My Bed, Norway (maternal grand-grandma), Horses, Clean Soft Straight Long Hair (men), Abalone, Guns, Paisley, Avocados, Bunnies, Sewing, Marzipan, Painting, Cats/Kittens, Whiskers (animals), Octopus, Dad's Whistle, Wood, Alfalfa, Snowflakes, Fog, Swans, Rocks, Owls, Moonstone, Norwegian sweaters, Great Pyrenees dog, Montmartre, Raccoon, Driftwood, Gardening, Bats, Curious, Macabre, Headstrong and Obstinate girl.
Wednesday, May 18, 2011
FAVORITE THINGS
Remember these 10 things you probably should not say at a farmer’s market:
1. These carrots have dirt on them.
2. How much for one?
3. If I buy two pounds of beans, do I get a discount?
4. What kind of pesticides do you use?
5. How much bio-diesel did you use to drive here from Iowa, again?
6. Were these beets humanely killed?
7. Isn't grass-fed beef redundant? or But I don’t like grass-fed beef.
8. How come you never have creamed corn?
9. Do you have change for a $100 bill?
10. It's cheaper at (name of supermarket).
Yeah...don't.
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